Fritz Schreiner

Fritz hasn’t yet submitted his sailing bio. So we’re going to make one up for him.

Fritz learned how to sail as a small child in the bathtub. He blew on his floaty toys and they skimmed across the water. Fritz sometimes tries the same thing on Jackrabbit, even though some of us remind him that it doesn’t work that way.

When Fritz submits his actual bio, this embarrassing one will be replaced.